Showing posts with label elderly man. Show all posts
Showing posts with label elderly man. Show all posts

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Geography of the Sexes

This was sent to me by my cousin Pina....very damn funny and very true.


GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like  Africa   - half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like   Europe   -
Well-developed and open to trade, especially
For something of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like    Spain  - very hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like   Greece &  gently aging, but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like    Great Britain, with a glorious and
all-conquering past..

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like   Israel -  has been through war,
doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like    Canada - 
Cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes    Tibet  - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages.... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like   Iran   - ruled by nuts. 
 
THE END.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010