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(photo credit: my friend Colin, taken during his trip to NYC a few weeks ago)
Showing posts with label woman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label woman. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Geography of the Sexes
This was sent to me by my cousin Pina....very damn funny and very true.
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe -
Well-developed and open to trade, especially
For something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and
all-conquering past..
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war,
doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -
Cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages.... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by nuts.
THE END.
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe -
Well-developed and open to trade, especially
For something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and
all-conquering past..
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war,
doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -
Cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages.... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by nuts.
THE END.
Monday, December 14, 2009
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