Showing posts with label phone call. Show all posts
Showing posts with label phone call. Show all posts

Thursday, November 04, 2010

Dear Caller

Dear Caller....


When calling my ass at 8:22PM at night to let me know that I have a pre-approved health insurance plan through my bank....


A. attempt to get my name even closely correct...last time I checked 'Consuelo' did not sound like 'Conchuetolo' and 


B. stop referring to me as sir/ma'am - i have boobs I am a ma'am. 


Please and thanks.


Consuelo



Thursday, June 18, 2009

Phone conversation...3 year old style


So I walk into my 3 year old's room this afternoon and he's sitting on the floor playing with one of daddy's ancient cell phones.
For the sake of our 3 year old the phone is very real and really works [yes I occasionally lie to my kids - don't judge me, you do it too....]

But I digress...

This is the 'in-progress phone call conversation' I walk in on....

Matteo: Yes Mr. Policeman, Isabella is very annoying today. She is always touching my toys and biting me. I want you to come and get her and bring her to jail. She can do her time-out chair with you. She is very terrible to me. My mommy says it's OK if you come. OK bye. I have to poop now.

And can you feel the sibling love. Get me a Kleenex I'm gettin' all vaclempt.