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Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods

Love when satire websites...in this case Celeb Jihad runs a fake story and some news agencies run with it like it's the truth.

All though in this case I forgive them and will issue them a pass...because truly it does sound like something Mr. Sharpton might say.


Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

Dear Mrs. Woods

Dear Mrs. Woods;

Who knew Carrie Underwood's 'Before He Cheats' would have such a profound impact on you?

Although you did take slight creative licence on the line: 'I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights"...although given who your husband is, it really was the only option now wasn't it? A Louisville slugger wouldn't have had the same effect.

Hmmm I wonder if Carrie can rework the lyrics to include a golf club? A song sequel perhaps?

Signed,
Passions & Musings

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